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weeklies #51 - mumblecore melania

cartoon illustration of a tiger being bonked on the head by something
2026-08-01

With apologies to Charli xcx fans: my review of the album and film. Perusing the shithole opry. Never meeting a doctor again.

weeklies #50 - calm tech

A cat napping in a window
2026-07-25

    dykes & dybbuks; aggressively ineffectual caching; calm tech

    weeklies #49 - sexy luchador dracula

    An apparatus sitting on a shelf with knobs and dials and a built-in TV screen
    2026-07-18

    peak sci-fi soap opera; an observation of the grift economy; sexy luchador dracula

    italy and cancer
    2026-07-11

      getting a boner at the vatican, tarnishing my sparkle in tuscany, and cancer.

      weeklies #48 - the norteñapill

      An illustration of characters from Steven Universe with the faces of the actors from Better Call Saul poorly pasted over their heads. The Steven Universe logo has been crudely painted to read SAUL UNIVERSE
      2026-06-13

      Hobbes' $2 Leviathan; boomer envy; bad french comedy