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weeklies #13 - lolcowstration

a bug dying on the sidewalk
2025-08-02

apologizing for my lolcow era, examining yiff and its discontents, and praising the inimitable missy missdemeanor

weeklies #12 - how to build a bomb

A grey-man style alien speaking into the mind of a brainwashed human, who then repeats what they're told, but the text has been overwritten read "THETAN FUCKERS TELEPATHICALLY INFLUENCE HUMANS; THE POWER OF XENU MIND IS THE POWER IN THE TOM CRUISE". Text in the mind of the brainwashed human (tom cruise) reads "I MUST DIE DOING AN AMAZING STUNT IN A MID MOVIE"
2025-07-26

in which i learn how to build a bomb (real) (not a parody); contemplate the mouthfeel of Under | Heaven; and take notes from William S. Burroughs on how to party hard.

weeklies #11 - my 95 theses on cozy cop malfeasance

The first panel of "My Wild and Raunchy Son" by josman, an erotic incest webcomic, next to the "people with blue eyes be like" meme
2025-07-19

i go cinemasins on a "cozy" whodunnit, kinshame improv actors, and stan an admirably anachronistic act of activism

weeklies #10 - the cloaciform regime
2025-07-12

matmos lavender marriage lore; jars by mammalfriend; and everyone wants to be killed by the guy in the rubber suit: the movie.

weeklies #9 - sleep-like oblivion

Japanese actor Toshiro Mifune photographed against a white background with a heartthrob smile and holding what could be a glass of beer, but it's hard to tell because the photo is black and white
2025-07-05

it's because you're always on that damn phone; korean folk horror goes sideways; revivifying my mp3 collection; and introducing a new segment